Aristocratically Quirky

My brother-in-law and his wife taught me to play squash years ago when I had the time and energy for such pursuits (though I'd like to think I still do, but then again, that second fancy squash racquet that I invested in this past summer remains untouched...). Now it appears that they've brought me to the head of the curve when it comes to the latest sport that will help me get into the Ivy League. At least, that's what The New York Times said today. Wait, I guess I'm a little old for the Ivy League. Perhaps a kid-sized squash racquet for Koji's Christmas present?