|Not a skirt, yet not a belt. Clothing in identity crisis.|
|If it was your "firsth" anniversary, would you celebrate like this?|
|Would you wear Converse with a skirt?|
|Would you let the tops of your feet peek out even though it's cold?|
|Is wearing a shirt with hundreds of shiny plastic discs |
swinging from it a good move for a kindergarten teacher?
|Is this skirt too summery looking? Do I care (really, I'm asking myself)?|
|Does my neck look cold, because I forgot the scarf I was planning to wear?|
|Because I've never yet caught her in the act, I want|
to know: when does she do this?